Our Halloween

For Halloween I was originally going to be a white trash pregnant woman but it didnt come out as I pictured it in my head. While I was getting ready John was trying to figure out what he should be. I went into the closet and grabbed one of my dresses and said put this on. At first he was hesitant but then after both of us trying really hard to get that dress and tights on he decided that he would just be a woman. So we went to wal-mart to find a wig for him and glow-in-the-dark spray for Ryder. We were going to make ryder a ghost dog but that one didnt work at all. The only wigs they had were black and grey witch hair or Hannah Montanna hair. So it was the child size Hannah hair. lol. Then we went back home so I could figure something out and just decided to try wearing John's clothes. It was funny cuz his pants and shirt actually fit me for once so it worked. So we just decided that we were just going to be eachother. At one point I told John he was a pretty hot woman and he flipped his hair back, looked at me and said (in his gay man/girl voice) "no Im fat! This dress makes me look fat!" I thought I was going to either pee my pants or die from laughing. It was priceless. We went and visited Josh and Amber, Heather and Jason, and our friend Johnny. Throughout the night John was trying to figure out how to keeo the hair out of his face and keep saying he would hate having long hair. My only response was "and thats why us woman cut our hair. Its easier. Now you understand." He also made a comment that he understands why woman are always flinging their hair back and before he thought it was stupid looking but not gets why. I also got to experience that mens underwear and baggy pants are not all that comfortable. Lets just say I wouldn't want to dress like that. It think this was a fun experience to step in the opposite sex's shoes, literally, and see how it feels to dress and act like them. Im glad that I married someone who is willing to do something like that. It was a blast. Also John said that he was a fatter, older version of his sister Chelle. And we both agreed that its kinda sad that I can pull off the look of a guy.

So John thinks that this is how girls pose during pictures I guess.